25 Signs You Were A Kid When The Blue Jays Won The World Series

Because some things really do last forever.

You have these stashed in a memory box







And these







And obviously this





You still think Kelly Gruber's mullet started this whole hipster thing





So dreamy







You know the truth about this





IT WAS A TRIPLE PLAY





There is a closet at your parents' house filled with these















And your dad wears this one at the cottage every year





And you're never giving up the Starter jacket





The '92 Series was the 1st time you stayed up past midnight and your parents didn't care





You refuse to say Rogers Centre





And you remember when it was full





The phrase "Touch 'em All Joe" results in a fit of giggles





When you think of the word "schadenfreude" you see this





You can almost still "Catch The Taste"





And you know this is the greatest commercial of all time





You remain confused about why the "Terminator" looked like your math teacher





These tapes were perpetually in your VCR





You know what WAMCO stands for





You can't believe you thought BJ Birdy was an appropriate name for a mascot






You still think Joe Carter could run for Toronto mayor and win





He'd definitely be better than this guy

Mayor Rob Ford shows up in a Blue Jays jersey #TOpoli pic.twitter.com/rC33jz7hqr

— Don Peat (@reporterdonpeat) April 4, 2014

Those crappy foam J's lurk in the dark corners of your basement





You always thought Cito was a little angry







But you cried when the Jays said goodbye





Because no matter what happens...

You'll never forget the magic of '92 and '93



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